potentially missing a leg. you’ll never know

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“i’ve gotta embrace the marble! i’ve gotta sniff the marble! i’ve gotta lick the marble! i’ve gotta wash the marble! i’ve gotta date the marble! i’ve gotta BE THE MARBLE!” - my brain during these shots 🙂 if u don’t immediately know the reference i literally don’t want to know u

pam is the babe of all babes so obvi she showed up to babes in toyland. also wow i didn’t know you could see all of my teeth when i laugh…that’s a bit frightening

@juicycouture x @fredericksofhollywood ?!! a DREAM. 🎀 almost as good as the dreams u have about me. 💅🏽

sad? wear @fredericksofhollywood lingerie and feel hot. if you’re still sad, at least ur hot now

lover girl 🦋

—> to see why i’m solely a tequila girl. tequila tastes like water to me; vodka tastes like nail polish remover & being 17 in the sigma nu basement. also idk why it looks like i’m using lip balm as a chaser… that’s just my emotional support lip balm. this post has no purpose k bye 🛝

doodoo dump dump

après me ❄️

valentine’s day lewks with @sugarthrillz from @dollskill

so basically i should’ve been an olympian