Katryce

Dear people with dimples, Stop finding any reason to smile at us. We get it. You’re adorable.

I wanna do some sh!t like this but my friends so damn lame…

Wishbone is the most underrated actor of all time.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: people who sneeze loudly, why are y’all hollerin?

Shows taking 2-3 years hiatuses and then popping back up like they never left is so annoying. Like, I forgot wtf the show is even about and I just don’t have the time to rewatch the last season because I’m fully committed to the shows I’m currently watching that have the decency to run at a respectable pace.

So since my last flight was trash, this time I’m praying I am seated next to the quietest MF on the planet 😩

Then when the plane landed he screamed “Get me off this plane! Everybody on this mf u9ly and I can’t be around u9ly people.” First of all, how dare you.

And he kept trying to get me to do shots with him saying “come on! I don’t like drinking alone”. Sir, I DON’T KNOW YOU!

This drunk man talked to me the entire flight EVEN THOUGH I was clearly trying to read my book. Then at the end of the flight when he realized I only finished about 80% of the book, he had the nerve to say “damn. You didn’t even get to figure out who the k!ller is.”

After boarding the plane, a man sat down next to me and said “not gonna lie, I’m drunk as a mf”. 😩

“I’m not gonna overpack this time. I’m not gonna overpack this time. I’m not gonna overpack this time.” *packs 11 outfits, 7 dresses, 6 bathing suits and 97 pairs of underwear for a 4 day trip*

At 10:45 I said I was going to go to bed at 11. Got on TikTok and noticed it was suddenly 11:45 so I promised myself I’d go to sleep by midnight. Got on threads cause I thought “all that reading will make you sleepy”. Bitch now it’s 1:56 and I’m just winding tf down 😩