Lexi Martone🌙💀👩🏻‍🍳🔪

Oh no she didn’t

cooking for my dead father: linguini & clam sauce. al dente. extra juicy.🤌🏼🤌🏼🍝 #cooking #pasta #italian #italianfood #food #eating #vegan #veganfood #cemetery #outdoor #outdoorcooking #fatherdaughter #sundaydinner

the liver is wild. I never thought about how one organ could control so many things. things you wouldn’t think it has anything to do with.. I busted my ass losing weight for the last 10 years and liver cirrhosis put it all back overnight. fluid builds up in your body and causes swelling EVERYWHERE. and there’s no getting rid of it. you can get it drained(only some of it) and you can take water pills to try and pee it out. but none of that really works. my legs were so swollen most days I couldn’t walk. my feet didn’t fit in shoes. I was hiding in giant sweatshirts again like I was 300lbs all over again. these were my “hospital pants” for the last year.. they were TIGHT on me in the hospital. and poof. 3 weeks after a new liver and 100lbs are gone. gone for good, just like the days where we need hospital pants. #survivor #liver #liverhealth #livertransplant #livercirrhosis #liverdisease #weightlossjourney #weightloss #transplant #chronicillnessawareness #chronicillnesswarrior #chronicillness

Once upon a time., Lexi wandered into the town brewery selling pizza cupcakes and didn’t know what an IPA or a wet hopp was… 2 years later, as the doors are closing, I still don’t know anything about beer.. but I gained a 2nd home.🖤 I’m a much better mixologist anyways …. Come find me at @wameadwerks from now on… but not before you come join us for ONE LAST POUR… andddd oneeee more rim job…😉😏 SAT 2/7. Come drink us dry btches!😉🍻🍺 #longisland #farmingdale #witch #drinklongisland #longislandlife

Private chef to the trucks is here!🚗 He does scheduled gas delivery too.. not just when you break down.. Use code LEXI for $5 off! @fueldropli #pokemon #90sfashion #longisland #gasstation #darkhumor

come with a warning label.⚠️ #feminineenergy #livertransplant #datinginyour30s #selflove #darkhumor less

my dead father made me do it. 👻🧊 #nelly #conspiracytheories #paranormal #witchofinstagram #deaddadsclub

Crows, livers and oregano oil. #darkhumor #witchesofinstagram #oreganooil #livertransplant #aliceinwonderland

Cant handle it? That’s a you problem... #selflove #womenempoweringwomen #feminism #HealingJourney #datinginyour30s

One, two, Saturn’s coming for you… #deaddad #darkhumor #cemetery #privatechef #cooking

Where the hell is my dead dad?... #deaddad #darkhumor #unhinged #longisland #datinginyour30s

Day 1 of trying to find someone to give me another reality show. #paranormal #futurepredictions #realitytv #conspiracytheory #darkhumor