Betch

real

Him: I never said that Me:

i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected

When you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

me & my friends meeting up to talk about how we aren’t the issue

Me when someone ask me about directions in the city I lived in my whole life

i was supposed to be a snack this summer but instead i can’t stop eating them

have u ever been attracted to somebody’s voice?????? cause it’s a real thing , i swear

Do you ever think about all the shady places you went when you were like 15 or 16 and lied to ur parents about and wonder how the hell you’re actually still alive and not buried in a shallow grave still clutching that bottle of UV blue

Any man who can do this should be allowed to.

This dog's best friend is a brick

got em