super annoyed that my fight with mr beast got cancelled last minute just because he “doesn’t know who I am” and “never agreed to it in the first place” or whatever but i’m still glad I got to see my friends kick ass and look really cool in their boxing gloves! and thanks to @thecreatorclash for inviting us! maybe next year i’ll remember to take more than 4 photos

the rumors are true - my new merch is good and everyone likes it (even my haters). designed by the incredibly talented @kel.lauren. drewgoodenshop.com

#ad It’s time to say bye to guy and hey to dude @heydude Link in bio to grab some shoes for yourself.

One sausage, two loves #hotdoggoals

blue hair who dis

we’re about to play the most fucked up game of b-ball you’ve ever seen, and there’s NOTHING you can do to stop us

Guess who has 4 thumbs and new merch?? That’s right - it’s me (please don’t ask about my extra thumbs). I’ve been so excited to release these shirts. @kel.lauren designed the absolute crap out of them and I think they’re some of my raddest merch to date. buy one for your dad at drewgoodenshop.com… unless you’re too scared 🙄😒

trying something new

so I was minding my own business at football practice today (i’m in the NFL) when this CRAZED FAN came up to me and wouldn’t stop shouting until I took a selfie with her. at least it got her off my back so i could finish my photoshoot. be careful out there, guys.

My son. My sweet darling boy. We’ve had a wonderful 72 hours together but it’s time for me to let you go. You’re an adult now, I can’t keeping holding onto you forever. I’ve decided I must give him away to one of you, as that is the circle of life. Comment 🚧 and follow @youtooz for a chance to win. Winners will be announced the day they drop March 30th. Just promise to take good care of him, even if he does stink like crap and makes a lot of noises at night while you’re trying to sleep. Deep down, I know he’s a good kid.

It finally happened. After camping outside of @youtooz headquarters for the past 4 and a half years, I finally got them listen to my pleas and turned me into a little figure. This is the second greatest day of my life! The first greatest day of my life will be on March 30th at 3pm EST when these things go on sale at youtooz.com. The third greatest day of my life was when I hit my first home run in little league baseball. It's a shame they kicked me off the team once they found out I was an adult, but was I supposed to NOT get drunk during the games??? Whatever dude. I'm still pissed about that. Anyway "road work is ahead?? Uh huh, that's right!". So now you don't have to ask me to say the thing because I already did. Goodnight.

Not only is today Valentine’s Day, but it just so happens to be our 3 week anniversary as well. Can’t believe how fast time flies. Here’s to 3 more ❤️