Welcome to my bad day… ❤️‍🩹 I woke up, looked down and saw so much discolouration. Dry skin, spots and inflammation. I dodged the mirror after my morning shower and wanted to stay wrapped up in cream and covered clothes all day. However… Given that I’ve been here before, I knew that this would only end up making me feel worse. So I decided to film myself (as I do🤣🫶) put my @moana_bikini on and take the pups for a beach walk. Guess what… No one looked at, starred or whispered. I immediately forgot my morning mood once my toes hit the sand. And the sun and salt water made my skin feel so much better! I’m so glad I pulled myself out of this slump! And I wanted to share this with you to show you that bad days are normal. But you have a choice if you want to turn them around or not🥹❤️‍🩹🫶 Life’s to short to stay covered up! Love you guys! Thank you for letting me be 🌟ME🌟

👿 NAME AND SHAME 👿 My life on the internet… 😵‍💫 Sometimes you just need a little breather 😮‍💨 I haven’t posted in 5 days because sometimes I feel like… What’s the point? People tell me to kill myself. Call me names. Discourage my work. Call out my skin conditions. I LOVE social media, and I LOVE putting myself out there to help others feel less alone, make someone smile and distract people from their busy life’s. But I don’t love how people can treat one another on here. Hiding behind their screens. What gross and disgusting behaviour. People literally end their lives over comments like this. We all need to #BEBETTER. Better at not listening. And better to never speaking to others like this.

When one single fart divides the internet😅 Ryan is safe, seen, free range and unscathed. He is not a victim of bullying nor held against his own will. This is just what an open, healthy and authentic relationship of 9 years looks like to us. The mass amount of controversy I received on a recent on a reel of me farting next to Ryan was pretty wild🤣 People telling me they’re following 💨 People worrying for Ryan’s safety 💨 People shocked why I would post it 💨 Come on now. Lighten up🤣🫶 I get it. My content might not be for everyone. But it’s here to show you that you can be yourself and let your hair down! Stop bottling up your fears, farts, dreams, personalities and just BE YOU. Be ok with people unfollowing you online and in real life. If they don’t love you at your most authentic they’re not worth your time. Moral of the story - Fart around people you care about and see how they react. This will allow you to cull the naysayers and hold tight to the keepers🤣🫶

THIS COULD BE YOU! 🎉🥳 POV - You wake up and stop caring about the trolls 🚫 You stop worrying about the things you can’t control🚫 You let go of the people who don’t believe in you🚫 You start believing in yourself ✔️ You accept yourself for who you are ✔️ You dance like nobody’s watching ✔️ It sounds cliche - But once I applied these 6 simple steps to my life, for real, everything changed for the better! 🌈☀️

Why I don’t post shock fart videos anymore🙃💨 Ryan is no unfazed by my tooty butt these days there’s rarely a “shock scare”. I have many of these bloopers on my phone… Sorry guys. I know you love them. You’ll have to take it up with him now… 😤

Got cellulite? ME TOO! And to celebrate I’m giving away FREE bikinis and FREE activewear! @moana_bikini 👙 @moanasmileclub 🦄

My to reasons to stop taking yourself too seriously - 

🌏 Gravity is Already Doing a Good Job: Seriously, the world has enough seriousness, and gravity is doing a fab job of keeping us grounded. No need to add more weight!

😂 Laughter Burns Calories: Save the calories for laughing at life’s silliness instead! 

 🍇 Serious Faces Cause Wrinkles: If you’re overly serious, your face might start to resemble a prune. Soz just saying!

🕺 Seriousness Can’t Dance: Picture this. You’re at a party, the music’s pumping, and you’re standing there being super serious. Not the life of the party, are you?

🛝 Life’s a Playground: We might pretend it’s all about responsibilities, but come on, life is basically on giant playground waiting for you to enjoy it! 😖 Stress-Reducer: When you stop taking everything so seriously, stress becomes a thing of the past. Bub-bye!

Remember, it’s okay to take things seriously when needed, but injecting some thrusts and humor will make the journey a whole lot more enjoyable. 

Let’s just embrace your inner goofball and enjoying making some good memories!🥰

DO YOU LOVE ME YET!? 😩🌹 Many years ago women only dressed up to attract a man. Now, we dress to empower and express ourselves! If any man has a problem with how you like to glow up that sounds like a him problem. KEEP BEING YOU! 🌹

Reprogram your brain… 🧠💥 See your “imperfection” as your ✨SPARKLE✨ Yesterday I had a moment of looking in the mirror and saying “Yuk” - Out loud. Seeing my skin covered in Pityriasis can make me feel one of two ways… 1. ✨ SPARKLY ✨ I look different! I stand out! I’m limited edition! I’m eye catching! I wear my superpower! I’m inspiring! 2. 🥀 DULL 🥀 I look dirty. I’m itchy. I look gross. Having good and bad days is a part of the human experience. However it’s up to you to turn these dull moments into opportunities to ✨SPARKLE✨ Everyone has physical things they don’t like about themselves. But why? For me I was brainwashed my entire life into seeing only smooth airbrushed skin. Never once did I see a model, actor or public figure with a skin condition. Therefore… I was the “FrEaK” 🧟‍♀️ And people LOVED commenting on how different my skin looked. But now, even in moments of weakness I remind myself why I feel the way I feel. And can identify that it’s not my fault. But now, with the love and support from you and power of social media I can help be the change I want to see! So here we are! IM SPOTTY AND ITCHY! And NO IM NOT CONTAGIOUS! But I’am beautiful, fun, inspired, caring and positive. And my skin doesn’t define me, it’s just a part of me.

Thoughts on this new colour? 🥝 YAY? NAY? Hopefully yay because I’m dropping it tomorrow! Obsessed with our new Tarzan cut on my curves too! I can’t stop taking selfies🤣 Weeeharrrrrr 🥝 For sizing reference I’m wearing size S

You’re mistaking my self love and acceptance for ‘cringe’ and that sounds like a YOU problem. Why are people so scared of seeing people let their hair down and just have fun? I get judged if I stand around and pose like a “good well behaved girl”. I get criticised if I dance around and make of myself. I get ridiculed for trying to make myself “ugly” when I share my body image struggles. Everyone needs to stay in their lane and stop sharing your negative opinions of strangers you’ve never met before on the internet. I like me. No wait… I LOVE ME! And I like that I just want to make people smile and feel good. You should try it too 😉 Ps - Elaine Benes is a QUEEN! More people need to be like her 🥰

YESTERDAY WAS AMAZING🥹🩷 Incase you missed it - I put a call out on my gram asking if I could pretty please buy you skincare range! 💳 🤩 It’s been selling out so fast and I know a lot of you have been disappointed you keep missing it. It was SO EXCITING seeing you hundreds of you yesterday and buying you all presents! I hope you all love your new Plump Fiction Face Oils and Unicorn Pimple Patches🥹 Give me all the feedback! I love to hear it and I know @urbanjunglebeauty will too! Thank you to everyone who came, it was so much fun! Love you all so puppy much 🐶