Matty Conrad ✪

Question for the barbers out there: What is more stressful? When a regular client comes in who didn’t love their last haircut and wants something different or when a regular client comes in and LOVED their last haircut more than any other haircut you’ve given them and wants EXACTLY the same thing? #askingforafriend

Started learning how to use AI to create video last night… it’s both awe inspiring and creepy as hell. What do you think of AI?

Question: what is the best Wes Anderson movie of all time? Fight to the death in the comments

Have you ever been standing in line for some thing for a long time and just to be polite you strike up a conversation with the person standing next to you then instantly regret doing so?  This is why we can’t have nice things

Today is warehouse day… that’s where I turn myself into a human forklift and carry 3500 pounds of products up a flight of stairs… I am regretting that 10k run this morning.

I’m just gonna say it… what passes for “Greek Salad” in the south is a travesty. Greek salad does not contain 80% lettuce. Y’all are getting robbed.

What are the 3 most romantic words you want to hear from your partner? I’ll go first… Let’s get tacos

To all the guys out there that have commented on my YouTube that trimming your beard is “too high maintenance”. Is it more high maintenance than shaving?

That feeling you get when you are a barber and your last client on a super busy day pulls a no show…. you aren’t mad about it.

Apologies to everyone that follows me on social media… I have been completely checked out of it… maybe this will inspire me. So here is a picture of me with a moustache… who votes to bring it back?