Cole Walliser

Not only am I now morally unhinged, I am also financially unhinged. Happy birthday to me 🥰🥰.

Pre-emptively take my phone away for my birthday weekend.

IM ABOUT TO BE MY MOST UNHINGEYEST!!

My spirit animal is Jackie Chan in the 80s

We did it! We went public! I am no longer an aspiring Hoochie Daddy I am a bonafide, practicing member of the community. I must say, it was both cool and comfortable wearing these on the golf course, but walking around the clubhouse was emotionally damaging. But that’s okay, there’s only one way to go … UP! (Both in confidence and length of shorts)

Is today the day I go from aspiring Hoochie daddy to practicing?

The thought of ending up in a dogpile still gives med a significant amount of anxiety.

I wore “beginner” hoochie daddy shorts to the gym and even these pushed my limits. I’ll have to work my way up to full hoochie daddy status but it’s good to have goals 🙏🏼

#unhingedhoochiedaddy and honestly the most offensive part is the lack of tan

Trying to decide if I’m a hoochie daddy shorts kinda guy.

Me: omg I’m finally gonna do it, I’m gonna buy an expensive camera I don’t need for my birthday *googles Leica Q3* finds out it’s sold out everywhere. Now me: I hate everyone and everything.

Help Needed: looking for the weirdest or most creative / unusual word you’ve come across. I just learned what curio means [rare, novel or bizzare object] what you got!!??