⚡️UNCANNY ANNIE⚡️(Annie Nolan)

It’s funny coz it’s trueeee

I think what makes me controversial on the “does tomato sauce belong in the fridge or pantry” debate is I couldn’t care less. Cuddle it in your bed, leave it in the oven, pop it in the shower- I don’t mind

The hardest part about being a mother of twins will never be “double everything” or the twins themselves… it’ll always be navigating how other people treat them

I did it y’all. I sufficiently procrastinated so hard on important book work stuff that I Barbie Cored my pet grooming business’ window… (Also, you better believe I just own all this stuff 😂 I have collected vintage Barbie’s that come with dogs for yearssss)

I have really important numbers stuffs to do for my business, so naturally I’m rearranging the shop window instead 😩 Goodness I hate myself sometimes yet I really can’t stop.

Post a photo of your first pet 🥹 And tell me any little story you have. (I’m obsessed with animal love origin stories) I’ll go first. Here is me and my first pet, a Basset Hound called “Promises” 💖 She would trip on her ears, bark the minute my parents tried to put me to sleep and is buried at an airport. I was 6 when she passed and I still remember the pain of losing her xx

True Barbie kids all made them have sexy time at one point and then threw their naked bodies down the side of the bed when their mum came in. Anyway, can’t wait for that bit in the movie

Sweatshops

After bitching about being the “emotional support daughter” for years and screaming about the sexism and birth order and mental load…. I now have my *own* emotional support daughter and I (shamefully) love it 🥹😂 (she just brought me a banana milkshake coz I was feeling hormonal.)

Anyone else had success being desensitised to cats? I’m a cat groomer that’s allergic to cats and every 3 weeks I think about throwing my career away because of it 😭

My kid woke up at midnight and ran in going “last Deadloch episode is out, can we please watch it?” She’s a genius. Yes! Late night viewing!

A common experience in the Pet Grooming Industry is seeing pets become matted and even pelted after a human baby is born. Is this because they no longer care for the pets now there’s a baby? Absolutely not. It’s because nearly always (in hetero relationships) the mother books the appointments and has the mental load of even the pets, so when she’s physically unable to do so or it is left to the spouse, the animal doesn’t receive their normal care.