Aruba Ray Ellin

End Hamas. Pic pulled from @guyoseary #peace

Live From My Bed - brief recap of a silly heckling moment from last night’s second show at Comedy Cellar …… #comedycellar #comedyclub #comedy @comedycellarusa #crowdwork

Ever want to just keep the rental car and drive in the rain? #nyc

Outstanding night. Haven’t seen these guys in awhile, so fun. Swipe through - the hearts - “The Love Wall” - that is the creation of my friend James Goldcrown (black shirt), who moved to NYC from London about fifteen years ago, was selling his very cool art out of an ice cream truck that he turned into a mobile art gallery, and then painted these hearts of his on a wall in the city, and turned it into a global phenomenon. Amazing success story. Always a blast hanging out with James, with the exception of the one time we got stuck in an elevator (there IS footage of this somewhere). The other guys are the genius Ryan Gentles from The Strokes, and Justin Bartha the excellent actor from the Hangover and eighty other movies and shows. No lemons in this group (okay maybe me 🍋) #nyc

SHHHH…. after my show in Rome, I met this lovely couple from Portugal. And he just couldn’t keep a secret 🤣

Holy shit, New Orleans. Pete and Nicole’s wedding. This.Was.A.Party. (pics and videos) The French Quarter plus comedians plus bridesmaids plus our own marching band plus Odesza = the most memorable wedding. Unbelievably happy for this perfect match! 😊❤️ @peteleepeteleepetelee @nikkimaries_

Woman next to me on the flight from Rome to Barcelona was sitting in the window seat, 3D, which was mine. I politely said, “Excuse me, I think you’re in my seat.” She insisted that 3C was the window. As a grown American woman, I’m pretty sure she could follow the English alphabet, and after a longer than necessary conversation, she unhappily moved over to her correct seat. My hunch about her understanding the alphabet was correct. She took out a book! The title of the book was “Why my relationship failed,” or something of that ilk. The pic shows the chapter she was on “Why are intimacy issues so difficult to reconcile?” I wanted to lean over and say, “Perhaps the window seat is a metaphor for your relationships. Accept the seat you have. And stop trying to swindle others out of theirs.” I didn’t. I just said, “Ooh, look at the sea,” or something like that. #airline @passengershaming

I’m in boiling hot and sexy Rome Italy preparing for the upcoming October 11th CMA event in Long Island. Link to tix. #rome #roma #italy #comedy #standup #trevi #trevifountain

My oh my. I had three hot shows tonight here at the Comedy Cellar in NY. People from all over the planet in the audience tonight… perfect way to get ready for Europe next week 😊 With Chris Rock, Jeff Ross, Ronny Chieng, Aziz Ansari, Mo Amer, Rosebud Baker, Greer Barnes, Sergio Chicon, Jaye McBride, and Tyler Fischer. @comedycellarusa #comedy #standup #nyc

Only nine shows left! Do NOT miss my friend @alexedelman ’s brilliant one man Broadway show. Smart, funny, interesting, moving. A joy to watch, a fantastic accomplishment!

Here is a screenshot shared by a nice fan… I brought Ray Romano onstage for his Netflix special. Ignore the fatso I was, and enjoy Romano’s special. It’s fantastic. Want to enjoy me and my getting-leaner-present-day-glow? You can in ARUBA! We have SIX Aruba Ray's shows left this summer. Monday July 24th Wednesday July 26th Thursday July 27th Monday July 31st Tuesday August 1st Wednesday August 2nd Get tix online, in advance! #arubarayscomedy #arubaray #arubacomedy #aruba #comedyshow

Despite the two sisters in the front row that loathed me, twas another fun weekend at the @comedycellarusa with @mosesstorm @marknormand @sherrodsmall @jdfisch @greggrogell @ronnychieng @keithrobinson438