Tori Phantom

I was going to have my morning coffee on my porch but when I stepped outside I saw a giant spider and walked back in. Porch belongs to him now. Bummer.

We went to the fair. And it was great, lots of fun. But we didn’t get home til after 9 which means the kids didn’t fall asleep til after 10. Now it’s after 11 and I gotta embrace that sweet sweet silence. So I’ll go to bed at 1am and regret it tomorrow 🥰🥰

It’s not that I’m a perfectionist I just can’t do anything else with my life until I get this one specific line on my mural just right. I’ve only redrawn it 30 times. It’s only been an hour.

I don’t want to today.

I used to spend a lot of time doom scrolling. Now I spend a lot of time watching Noah Kahan live concert footage. I suppose it’s a different kind of a doom but the kind of doom that feels good.

As much as I hate surprises, I love grocery delivery. Am I going to get exactly what I asked for? Absolutely not. I’m tipping well to see the creativity- it’s like having a Chopped basket delivered. One time I asked for a bag of onions and got 6 heads of garlic.

Starting my daily battle with my eyebrows. I’ll keep you updated.

My favorite part of the house I moved into 4 months ago is the patio furniture I built last week. Morning coffee while the sun rises just feels good. What little thing feels good for you?

I spend a lot of time doing rat laundry.

I hate my eyebrows. They didn’t do anything wrong I’ve just stared at my face too long trying to get them symmetrical and I can’t tell what they’re supposed look like anymore.

When I started getting tattoos I put a lot of thought into what I wanted on my body forever. Today, I came to the shop to JUST hang out with my friends. Anyway I’m getting a vine tattooed on my leg.

I was so super exhausted last night and wanted to go to bed early. Around 10pm one of my kiddos came to my room, by 11 they were all in my bed We were up til midnight watching cartoons, being silly, telling stories. One of my kiddos exclaimed “This feels like a slumber party!” It did feel like a slumber party. Last night I got to be their friend for a while, before I put my mom hat back on and tucked them into their own beds. I didn’t get as much sleep as I wanted. But I’m glad I didn’t.