Mark O’dea (ALAMARK!)

I found ET in my sink. 👽

I got the hottest date tonight for Barbie premiere.

To all young non Asians. This could be your future if you don’t make changes to your lifestyle. It’s too late for me , but it’s not too late for you. We are not blessed with young asian skin..our skin sags like a rotten grape. 1. Sunblock every day…even when you don’t go outdoors. UV rays attack through windows . 2. No more tanning. When you next go to beach … you run for the nearest umbrella and you stay under it. 3. Face mask every evening. It’s too late for me, but you still have time

If I got 1RM for every Malaysian food advert that uses ‘SEDAP GILERRRR’ … I would be a millionaire now 😂😂😂😂 UMMMM SEDAP GILERR!!!!! 😂😂😂

If some of you are wondering why you haven’t been followed on threads yet…. @vikarworld

Looking for a maths tutor….preferably Asian.

Did I get scammed or am I just stupid…😂

I’ve always found that I get more inspired when I have nice surroundings. Being stuck in a gloomy office with low lighting makes me feel sleepy and demotivated. I recently moved to a new place and I have never felt more inspired … just look at that view 🤩 What inspires and motivates you? Would love to know 😇

Caption this…🤣🤣🤣

If you want your threads to trend…I heard this can help with the algorithm.

Just a reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today. You matter , you are very important. You are loved and your presence on this planet makes a difference whether you see it or not. (Unless you supoort Manchester United…then just ignore the info above because it doesn’t work in this case)

Won’t have time to reply any comments to this thread…as I have to post this video on all my other platforms.