Melanie

I have a theory that we humans don’t deserve dogs. Like, we’re over here grinding in a capitalist society, putting micro plastics in the ocean, while the planet is on fire, and they’re just here following us around, loving on us, and making faces like THIS when they see us?! What did we do to deserve these creatures?! (But also plz make them live forever…)

Is this you? Because I need to know it’s not just me 😬

Tell me we’re the same age by sharing one photo. I’ll go first…. 👇🏻

Me: (Last night, 3h into Threads…) I’m the kids. Also me: (Today, after 3+ hours of meetings, then a class, then running into someone I know at the grocery store….) I’m the dog 🫠🫠🫠 Why is “peopleing” hard, but Threading (??) easy?!

Threads has this millennial feeling all “early adopter” 😅 I was the only one at the lunch table at work today (surrounded by Gen Zers) who had heard of it and signed up. 😂 Does this mean we have our own safe space? Does it mean the kids can’t find us here? Are we wild and free, a la Instagram, 2014? Not needing to try to be cool/filtered/curated? Just being in our weird and wild selves? 💃🪩

These are the emergency rations I can get behind 😅

Can I handle learning another thing? I was always too tired to learn twitter. 😂 I’ve finally hit that age where I can deeply understand my parents trepidation in adopting *any* technology. Ha! Leaping in, let’s try hanging here together 💐