Sunshine 🇯🇲🇹🇹🧜🏾‍♀️🖖🏾

Life can be harder than you ever imagined and simultaneously more beautiful than you ever dreamed Romanticizing your life allows you to savor it all

Are people in communication with other humans daily? On average 5 days out of the month I'm a social person, for the rest of the month I'm a reclusive hermit.

At the top of the list of the people I don't trust, are : people who are from New York STATE yet go on vacation, and tell people they're from "New York" It's a lie of omission, the locals think they live in Times Square, meanwhile they live on 300 acres of farmland in Syracuse. It's set tripping of the highest order

My toddler just tried to write, voice and star in a puppet show, where my boobs were the cast. I let both stars get out their first line and then I had to shut the show down.

These kind of numbers make me giddy with excitement for people taking control of their bodies and desires. I hope the folks that don't know if they want kids are allowed to choose 🫶🏾

Polled 5,000 women on the hardest parts of being a mother that NO ONE warned them about. MODT COMMON ANSWERS: - How unfair the devision of labour is with a male partner - How excluded they felt from society, because children are often excluded - How much they needed access to therapy - How unbalancing "mom brain" is - how all consuming postpartum depression and anxiety are, yet how little they are duscussed Society is failing birthing folks

I only have up my war with foxes after proving unequivocally they aren't actually Dingo Wolves, as I previously thought.

Ok ok, Red Foxes lovingly refered to as "urban foxes" aren't actually dangerous to humans. as proof by the fact that one unceremoniously biting sleeping twin babies 10 years ago, being the most referenced anecdote in London history Foxes are safe, but deserve bombastic side eyes

An English man on the train updating his friend about his weekend: I finally saw three foxes together! His Friend: "Oh?" Do you know how many fox citings it takes per Capita for that sentence to elicit "Oh?" As a culturally appropriate response?!?!!

Who did the marketing for the UK? Because they've managed to convince the whole world that England is all "tea and crumpets" when really it's "spiders and foxes" - a New Yorker in Southern England

There are so many spider webs in so many places you wouldn't expect in England that after a week in London I had to Google who wrote Charlotte's Web, because I was convinced they must have lived in the UK.

I live by the sea and convinced myself that foxes are "inland animals" So last night I helped a couple look for their tiny dog at night, I was so proud of myself when I called them over to show them what I'd found frozen the the distance. It was a fox, they laughed at me just long enough for the foxes friends to come out of hiding - a New Yorker in Southern England