Hannah Simone

Happy birthday to the woman who carried off bangs effortlessly and kick started my lifelong obsession with them. Oh and life. She gave me life. Forever grateful for both 💇🏽‍♀️ 🤱🏽❤️

WARNING: A photo of me without bangs. Which looks like someone entered me into a weirdy bargain basement AI machine. But this is not AI… it is just how a look bangless WHICH IS WHY I WILL FOREVER HAVE BANGZ. Anyone else have a forever hairstyle that they will never ever change because I SUPPORT YOU.

I see behind the scenes videos of models modeling. Jumping around. Striking a thousand poses a second. Non stop vogueing. Huge smiles. All the teeth. Every facial expression that has been discovered on a human…. Lemme share my favorite photo shoot ever. Just a bodysuit (yes yes I know it’s Dolce Gabbana girl gotta be a lil fancy). No pants. And I got to lie down the entire time. Dead eye expression. Couldn’t be more spot on for a lazy housecat. If you need someone to nap during a shoot I’m ya girl. 📸 💤

DO YOU DREAM OF BEING LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH THE CAST OF NEW GIRL. Seems insane but what is the internet for if not to make crazy things happen…. so let’s get weird. Come hang out with the gang and I in our zoom loft!! All proceeds go towards crew healthcare thanks to The Union Solidarity Coalition @tusctogether 🤍 Auction is live on eBay! Link in my bio. See ya there… #4D4life

PANAYIAMOU TAKE ME BACK MORO MOUS 🇬🇷

My sister and I showed up to the bar on a tiny Greek island wearing basically the same lewk (AND YES I WORE BIRKS TO THE CLUB THIS IS WHY I CANT SURVIVE IN LA) so my other sister decided to take a “photo” which was just a video because she is a comedian who is just up on all the latest phone comedy trends and before you ask a literal child chose my outfit and it the coolest thing I own so in sum let kids shops for you/ only be friends with people who accidentally twin with you/ make sure you stay dumb enough that the old “it’s a video lolz” joke can still get ya. Any other hot tips for house cats trying to head out into the world after sunset? 🙃 🐈 ✌🏽

I’M JUST SAYING AND HAVE BEEN SAYING!! @brooklynjadedesigns_ 🌸

HOW AM I, THE MOST DIEHARD HOUSE CAT, A BOAT PERSON NOW just surrounded by endless blue water and laughing sea lions on rocks and lil otters gliding past and mama orcas guiding their babies next to me and a true deep sense of how small and beautifully unimportant we all are when surrounded by Mother Nature in all her divinity AND OH WAIT NM I GET IT AHOY MATEY🚤 ✌🏽

Happiest birthday to my day one brother MornMorn. We shared a trailer for a near decade and became instant fam always together to the point where they had to create the “mess around.” Love yaaaaaaaaaa old man xo

My endless wanderlust means I often miss a lot of people.. which means I have to hop on a plane to go see them and the vicious circle continues 😂

This year I had the great fortune of meeting with the phenomenon that is @jaimekomer. She helped truly guide so many people I know to a place of great clarity. Thankfully she is now opening up her business even further and sharing her incredible gift with others… follow @jaimekomer and sign up for one of her transformative Kampfires! Here is Jaime explaining what she does in her own words: “I help people transition into their next chapter with intentionality, confidence and calm. I provide The Kampfire experience for special events, retreats, team sessions, both in-person and virtual. I also offer private Kampfires (a creative twist on private coaching), courses and resources for your personal journey. One thing that makes Kampfire different is the visual element of guided visualizations… "..The guided visualizations are immersive, and spark ideas, challenges, and subconscious thoughts that I didn't even know were there. So powerful." I’ve worked with Pro Athletes, Entrepreneurs, Parents, top performers and people who have danced through big life transitions. (As I dance through mine, too☺️) I am now booking for the remainder of 2023 and for 2024. Yay! If The Kampfire experience speaks to you, I invite you to connect! Here’s ways to connect: - Contact me directly: hello@jaimekomer.com Thank you!” ⛺️ 🔥 ❤️

Another year gone and I still demand a personal nonshareable birthday cake and a tub of suspiciously dark jello while I guard them both with my life while trying to carry off questionable bangs that I’m sure my mom cut and though “yep these are gorge no one is gonna notice the huge chunk missing lemme take this one single photo of Hannah turning one” 🙃😂 🎂