i changed my head strands, we can stop talking about me having a normal hair color now THANK U V MUCH

nothing motivates me like the thought of chipotle guac rubbed all over sweaty stinky feet, chunks of avocado stuck between the toes and freshly cut lemon squeezed evenly over the top. THAT is end goal. THAT is king treatment, and THAT is what i work towards every second of everyday.

i miss going on hikes and disgusting, sticky, putrid, vile, awful, dreadful, detestable, lousy, raunchy beach humidity hair. fck off covid :-(

MY FRIEND @lukeafkfan IS P HOT AS A GIRL HUH CLICK LINK IN BIO AND WATCH THE YT VIDEO pics by @loveteeny

hope u are all healthy, safe, and standing with one another. here’s some pics i never posted from before ms.rona shat all over everything. also after i shaved off the end of my right eyebrow on accident lul

WOULD LOVE TO JUST DYE MY HAIR 5 DIFFERENT COLORS RN

i wonder if i’m ever gonna stop freaking out every single time i see a cute dog on the street

hair gon like my digital escape :——(( emo4lyf

I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the shittiest of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah.

was handed water as a chaser on new years and didn’t question it until i was two gulps deep into a cup of straight vodka HAPPY NEW YEAR BOIS also IM A FASHION INSTAGRAM NOW

can’t wait for that one internet dude to meet his gf irl! she has an exclusive modeling contract with shutterstock and everyone thought that was kinda weird cause she wouldn’t send pics outside of the shutterstock photos.. but she just wanted to know other things about him first, like his mother’s maiden name, the name of the town in which he was born, and the name of his first pet. it would only be weird if she was asking for the answers to his security questions or something y’all gotta chill out lol

send feet pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #pleasedonrsendmefeetpicsillpuke