A new fear has officially been unlocked after women on the internet have been sharing their experiences of getting rashes and infections on their faces after kissing men with facial hair. Link in bio 👀

People are freaking out over the remote, but I'm more shocked by the one-button thing. Link in bio 🔗

"I don't have an obligation to anyone." Link in bio 👀

"I groom cats. I make $100/hr plus tips as a self-employed groomer. I was tired of the administrative attitude of working in healthcare, so I decided to work on something that I love." Link in bio 👀 💰

"Send me the location," – Mark Zuckerberg, a man who should have infinitely better things to do. Link in bio 💰

Just last month, Joe's wife, Sophie Turner, shared a statement urging people to delete a video of their 2-year-old daughter, Willa, that she'd accidentally posted on Instagram. Link in bio 👀

"It's usually the man who wants to open the relationship, and has visions of having a lot of sex on the side while maintaining his primary relationship. A few months in, when he realizes all that sex is not coming to him, but his wife is drowned in it? All of a sudden, they don’t think it’s a good idea anymore." Link in bio 💻

I need Ryan Murphy to make an American Horror Story on this whole saga. Link in bio ⬆️

"Before he passed, my son mentioned that he was 'thinking about proposing'... In a later conversation he mentioned plans to update his life insurance because he wouldn't want to leave a wife with nothing. That's all that was ever said about it – obviously he passed before he ever decided to propose." Link in bio 💔

"He slapped me so hard that he scratched the inside of my eye." Link in bio 🔗

"You got to support your child, because there are so many people who try to discriminate against them. Because if you don’t support them, who is going to?" Link in bio 🌈

Not gonna lie, even I learned some of these today. Link in bio 👀